AngelusMortis27

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

Levi: making my way downtown
Levi: walking fast
Erwin: Join the survey corps!!!
Levi: walking faster

soycrates:

"Now buy a house!" (smbc-comics)

beantownbailout:

mustaleski:

matildathedragonfly:

knownorwegian:

In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one” 

And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”

*squints at finland*

adirtyshisno:

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.


LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO

adirtyshisno:

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

zanetehaiden:

yes mother i have slept for thirteen hours straight but jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so i don’t wanna hear it

big-green-style:

is it bad that my life plan is “improvise”

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me