I recently started doing “Zombies, Run!” and my god does it motivate you! Nothing makes you run faster quite like hearing the moans of the living dead gradually getting closer. I’ve run some of my fastest 5k times EVER.
I think I might try this app…
Omg I gotta download this app.
Seems well worth a try! You know, gotta train for that zombie apocalypse!
A month-long imagination invasion.
"Every year, my wife and I devote the month of November to convincing our children their plastic dinosaur figures come to life while they sleep.
It began modestly enough. The kids woke up to discover that the dinosaurs had gotten into a box of cereal and made a mess on the kitchen table.”
Excuse me, but there’s a hare in my drink
IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF
"did you know the wet part on the window is called condescending?" I ask you. "I’m pretty sure it’s called condensation" you reply but immediately start frowning when you notice I have wrote "I’m better than you" with my finger on the window